EmiratesNBD

What does the only bank worth your time in the UAE do with a big bundle of money? Aside from sending me 45 page long bank statements?

Put some woman waving her arms repeatedly about their 'enriched service' on the front of their website. And redesign it to provide practically nothing of use to a customer.

How about redesign the internet banking facility (you know, the place where people conduct online transactions which generally speaking make banks money) so that it looks and acts like something that wasn't designed two decades ago? Nope.

How about release an app for Android or god forbid iPhones that allows internet banking (you know, the place where people conduct online transactions which generally speaking make banks money)? Nope.

Yeah, that's right, change some fonts and put some woman waving her arms on the front page and that will make adding phone credit to my account from my mobile phone work (actually, no it doesn't)

And then add some sharing buttons...

What exact purpose do those serve for a customer? I really just don't understand it at all.

"HEY LARRY DO YOU USE THE EMIRATES NBD INTERNETS BANKING FACILITIES?!"
"WHY YES I SIGNED UP FOR IT WITH MY ACCOUNT BUT I DO NOT KNOW INTERNET"
"ITS OK LARRY, DO NOT FRET, I WILL USE THE SHARE BUTTONS CONVENIENTLY LOCATED ON THEIR WEBPAGE TO SHARE THEIR INTERNET WITH YOU AND THEN YOU CAN CONDUCT TRANSACTIONS WHICH MAKE THEM REVENUE USING THE AFOREMENTIONED ONLINE FACILITIES"


Here's how you can improve your site Emirates NBD:
MAKE IT WORK ON MOBILE PHONES. 


Here are some other banks that have applications for mobile users, many more banks do not have these applications but they have banking websites which ACTUALLY WORK ON A MOBILE:


Please revert back to me at the earliest inconvenience with a woman waving her arms on the front of your site when you have completed the assigned task. kthx bai.